Procrastination Humor Aggressively Procrastinates T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"Aggressively Procrastinates" captures a cheeky take on procrastination, designed in a playful retro style. The colors blend green, cream, brown, and gold, evoking a nostalgic vibe reminiscent of classic comic art. This shirt is aimed at those who embrace their procrastinating habits with humor — a fun way to express an all-too-relatable struggle. It's ideal for the person who finds amusement in pushing tasks to tomorrow, maintaining a light-hearted approach to daily responsibilities. Wearing this could spark laughs in a casual work environment or among friends, making it a humorous addition to any wardrobe.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What does 'Aggressively Procrastinates' imply?
It humorously highlights the tendency to delay tasks, perfect for anyone who identifies with this relatable struggle.
What style of design is featured on this shirt?
The artwork showcases a playful retro style, combining vibrant colors reminiscent of classic comic aesthetics.
Who would find this shirt appealing?
It's designed for anyone who enjoys humor related to procrastination, making it a great conversation starter among friends.
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