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Doodle Cat If I Should Die, I'd Want to Die of Poison T-Shirt

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πŸ“ Size guide & fit β€” Unisex Standard T-Shirt
SizeLength (in)Width (in)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.

🧡 Fabric & fit β€” Unisex Standard T-Shirt
  • Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
  • Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
  • Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
  • Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
  • Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
  • Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
  • Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.

Care: Machine wash at max. 30ΒΊC/86ΒΊF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors Β· Do not use bleach Β· Do not iron Β· Do not dry clean Β· Do not tumble dry

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"If I should die, I'd want to die of poison" is whimsically printed alongside a doodle-style cat, capturing a humorous take on feline mortality. The illustration blends anime influences with a playful attitude, rendered in green, black, white, and blue. This lighthearted phrase resonates particularly with cat lovers who possess a dark sense of humor, making it a great conversation piece. It’s designed for those who appreciate witty sayings about pets and their quirks. Wearing this shirt at gatherings with fellow cat enthusiasts can spark laughter and shared stories about their beloved companions.

Product details

Print placement
Front, Back, Front + Back
Garment options
13 styles β€” unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
Available sizes
S–5XL (range varies by garment)
Material
Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment β€” see Fabric & fit)
Made to order
Each item is printed after you order β€” nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
Care
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Questions & answers

What does the phrase on the shirt mean?

The phrase humorously implies a whimsical take on how a cat might prefer to go, appealing to those with a dark sense of humor.

How is the graphic style described?

The design features a doodle cat in an anime style, combining playful imagery with a witty phrase.

Who would appreciate this shirt?

It’s aimed at cat lovers, especially those who enjoy humor that blends the quirky with the macabre.

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