Decoy Plane We Are All On The T-Shirt
π Size guide & fit β Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
π§΅ Fabric & fit β Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ΒΊC/86ΒΊF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors Β· Do not use bleach Β· Do not iron Β· Do not dry clean Β· Do not tumble dry
"WE ARE ALL ON THE DECOY PLANE!" is printed in a bold, vintage slab font that captures a sense of irony. The white fabric serves as a backdrop for the distressed style, giving the shirt a well-worn, retro vibe. It humorously resonates with anyone who enjoys playful takes on serious subjects, making it a fun conversation starter among friends. The decoy plane serves as a metaphor, allowing for interpretations that range from lighthearted to profound. Designed for those who appreciate humor with depth, it's an engaging choice for gatherings or casual meet-ups. This shirt encourages discussions about life and perspective, while maintaining a laid-back style that fits seamlessly into everyday wear.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles β unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- Sβ5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment β see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order β nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the phrase mean?
The phrase humorously suggests that we all share a journey that may be less than straightforward, blending irony with societal commentary.
Is the print truly distressed or just a design choice?
The vintage distressed style is intentionally printed to create an authentic retro look, giving it a timeless appeal.
How does this design fit into casual conversations?
Its humor and metaphorical depth make it a great icebreaker, allowing for versatile interactions at social gatherings.
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